I got you a set of Jumper Cables
Regular price $30.00
Fuck Around & Find Out
I will not water myself down
ADHD
My Anxiety is Chronic
Fuelled by Iced Coffee & Anxiety
I have it all Together
My kids Laugh
Life Update
Fun Fact
Please don’t talk to me
My Ex hates my Guts
If you see me hit the curb
Being a Dick
I’m not Anti-Social
Sassy Little Soul
CEO of Ghosting
I don’t mind being the Villain
Shit Show Supervisor
My Joints go out more than I Do
I used to be Cool
Bad Bitches have Bad Days Too
Never Looking Back
I got 99 Problems
If I’m too Much, Go Find Less
It costs $0.00 to be Petty
Super Hot Showers
Where you got your Opinion
I still miss my Ex
It’s a Mess
I don't go Crazy
Admit it
I won't Quit
One of us is Right
If you Think I'm Short
Swearing Always Helps
I always mean it
Penny for your Thoughts
If my Mouth Doesn’t Say it
Sarcastic Answer
I’m not Snarky
My People Skills
Tomorrow is not Promised
You’re a Fan
2 places you can stay for Free
Fun little Lollipop
Allergic to Stupidity
Passive Aggressive Club
Fun thing to do
25 to Life
I Love God
I’m a great Multitasker
I didn’t mean to push
Don’t be Rude
There’s no Need to Repeat
Crazy Train
After Tuesday
Yes I know I swear a lot
I like my coffee
I suffer from this disorder
Still No
Your Still Talking
If you met my Family
Dear Karma
Found your nose
Offended you with my Common Sense
Lost my Marbles
I can do Anything
Everyone was Thinking it
One of the Many Services
Pro in Procrastination
Apparently we are Trouble
All of my pants are sassy
Don’t Rush Me
I’m not weird
Had my Patience Tested
Probably late for Something
Exercise?
If Only Sarcasm burned Calories
She Believed she could
I’ll get over it
When Life Gives me Lemons
You call it Swearing
Caffeine & Chaos
To Act my Age
I’m not Angry
I’m not Short
I Speak Fluent Sarcasm
I may be Wrong
I’m not for Everyone
I was left Unsupervised
I’ve got a good heart
0 days without Sarcasm
Inhale Tacos
Did I roll my Eyes out loud?
Killing It
Busy doing Nothing
Caution I have no Filter
Mama Tried
Life is Good
